I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are you trying to do, Lady Human?
Sweetie: Whatever it is, you make it look hard.
Me: I’m just opening a can of tuna for MoonCat. Oh, no! Fumble fingers. I just spilled some.
Sweetie: I hope you don’t expect ME to eat that. It’s been on the floor.
Me: As if that’s ever mattered to y’all before. No, I’ll clean it up.
MoonCat: Wait a moment. Don’t be so hasty.
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