I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, before y’all take those toys outside, let me give you a piece of advice.
Sweetie: A piece of advice? Why not give us the whole thing? Does advice taste good?
Doodlebug: Yeah. Give us the whole thing. If it’s good tasting, I don’t want just a little piece.
Sweetie: Wait. Is the advice old? I may not want it. How big is the piece?
MoonCat: Lady Human, are you sure there’s enough advice to go around? We wouldn’t want anyone to miss out.
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