I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Hey, Lady Human, that’s my cushion and it goes over there.
Me: I have to move it against the wall so I won’t trip over it.
Sweetie: I don’t trip over it. Why should you?
Doodlebug: Hey, ma’am, those are my comfy blankets. Bring ’em here!
Me: After they’ve been washed and dried, you can have them back.
Sweetie: I don’t think she knows who’s in charge.
Doodlebug: She seems confused.
Me: I am in charge! Me! And I don’t give up.
Sweetie: Hey, Doodle, she hasn’t been paying attention, has she?
Doodlebug: We’ll wait until she leaves the room.
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