Me: Sweetie, what in the world are you trying to do?
Sweetie: Isn’t it obvious, Lady Human? I’m going into that box for fun and exploration.
Me: The opening you are attempting to enter is about 6 inches wide. Your nose is bigger than that, not to mention your head or your shoulders.
Sweetie: My body follows where my nose tells it to go. Everything else has to get out of the way.
Me: You can’t fit.
Sweetie: Oh, Lady Human, how long have you known us? “Can’t” is not a word that fits in the bulldog dictionary.
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