Me: Stella, you have to scooch over. I need to sit there.
Stella: Nope, I’m fine right where I am.
Me: I mean it. You haven’t left me enough room to sit down.
Stella: You sit too much as it is.
Me: Excuse me, but…
Stella: Okay, I excuse your butt. However, I prefer not to use that word, thank you.
Me: Uh, who do you think you are?
Stella: I know who I am. Haven’t you been paying attention all this time? I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I thought that I had made that clear. Now who do YOU think YOU are?
Me: I am the owner of that chair.
Stella: Typical human behavior. Always grabbing everything for themselves.
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