Who Do You Think You Are? – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
 
Me:  Stella, you have to scooch over. I need to sit there.
 
Stella:  Nope, I’m fine right where I am.
 
Me:  I mean it. You haven’t left me enough room to sit down.
 
Stella:  You sit too much as it is.
 
Me:  Excuse me, but…
 
Stella:  Okay, I excuse your butt. However, I prefer not to use that word, thank you.
 
Me:  Uh, who do you think you are?
 
Stella:  I know who I am. Haven’t you been paying attention all this time? I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I thought that I had made that clear. Now who do YOU think YOU are?
 
Me:  I am the owner of that chair.
 
Stella:  Typical human behavior. Always grabbing everything for themselves.



 
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