I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hop. Hop. Hop. Try to outdo that.
Wiggles: That’s nothing. Watch this move. Look at my ears. Have you ever seen such perfect form?
Stella: I saw that on some floppy-eared puppies once.
Wiggles: How dare you!
Me: Girls! What’s going on?
Wiggles: Bulldog business.
Stella: Nothing that concerns humans.
Me: I beg to differ. When you two start that posing, I can feel the tension in the air between you. Like two prima donnas vying for position.
Stella: Prima donnas? What are they? Another variety of bulldog?
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