Bed Battles – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Move over, Lady Human. There’s not enough room.

Me:  You are right. There is not enough room. You move over.

Wiggles:  Hey, quiet down. We folks are trying to get some sleep.

Me:  You folks?

Tiger:  What’s all the noise about?

Stella:  Lady Human is being selfish. She’s hogging the bed.

Doodlebug:  Don’t you mean ‘dogging’ the bed?

Miss Sweetie:  I’ve been back there. There is not a whole lot of extra room on that bed. I prefer to stretch out in here. And in there. So long as I don’t fall off. It’s a great bed.

Me:  Come on, Stella. Be a friend. Move on over.

Stella:  All right. There.

Me:  You call that a move?

Stella:  Sure. I was over there. Now I am here.

Wiggles:  BEDTIME!

Tiger:  SLEEP TIME!

Doodlebug:  QUIET!

Miss Sweetie:  Huh?

Me:  Well, I’m going to sleep in my own bed comfortably even if it means rolling a bulldog over.

Stella:  Yeah, okay, whatever.

Me:  Here we go.

Stella:  Hey, what’s going on?

Me:  Sausage dog roll.

Stella:  Oh, that’s okay then. Good night, Lady Human.

Me:  Good night, girl.

Stella:  By giving up, I win.

Me:  Win what?

Stella:  The Bed Battles. I’m still here.

Me:  So am I.

Stella:  Yeah, but you are missing some inches on your side of the bed.

 

 

 

 

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