
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, the loud birds are being loud again.
Me: They’re just calling for a new millet spray. They picked the last one clean.
Doodlebug: What’s the big deal? We pick our bowls clean every time.
Sweetie: Then I want a new millet spray, too.
Me: Really? You want one of these?
Sweetie: Ew! Yuck! No! Take it away!

Baby and Bud: Ack! More! More! More!

MoonCat: Ack! Less! Less! Less!
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