I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I’m hot. And itchy.
Sweetie: Stand in line! Make it stop, Lady Human.
Me: You might as well ask me to stop summertime. Hot and itchy go together. Of course, you could have a bath.
MoonCat: That’s a dirty word, Lady Human!
Doodlebug: For me, too! Water is for drinking.
Sweetie: Let’s see. Hot and itchy? Or bath? Nope. Hot and itchy it is.
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