Food Dreaming – Conversations with Stella and MoonCat

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Here I am, trying to enjoy a peaceful meal and the cat is lying uncomfortably close to my bowl, watching every bite I take. Lady Human, make her stop!
 
Me:  MoonCat, you might want to back off a little bit. Go eat your own food, okay.


 
MoonCat:  Meow. What the big ole bulldog is having smells wonderful.
 
Stella:  Lady Human.
 
Me:  Let Stella eat in peace.
 
MoonCat:  I can dream, can’t I?
 
Me:  She is eating dogfood.
 
MoonCat:  I am not particular. I will just wait until she is finished.
 
Me:  She is finished. I am putting up the bowl.
 
Stella:  Thank you, Lady Human. The thought of a cat’s nose in my food bowl is enough to give me nightmares.





 
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