I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Woah! Watch out, Sweetie!
Miss Sweetie: Comin’ through!
Me: Slow down, Sweetie!
Miss Sweetie: Comin’ through!
Me: Why don’t you go around me? My legs have a right to be where they are.
Miss Sweetie: Beep! Beep! Comin’ through!
Me: Beep? Where did you learn that?
Miss Sweetie: In the Rolling Box, when we went to see the white coat people. Beep is what the Rolling Box said when other Rolling Boxes got in the way.
Stella: Lady Human, did you beep at the other Rolling Boxes?
Me: I don’t remember honking at anybody.
Miss Sweetie: Beep! Beep! Out of my way! Comin’ through!
Stella: Wow! Sweetie has the broadest bulldog shoulders. She’s a tank, like in those human war Picture Box shows you watch. She just doesn’t wear watch bands on her feet like they do.
Me: She’s a veritable linebacker.
Stella: Linebacker? She backs a line? I don’t understand.
Me: No, a linebacker is a football player, big, tough…
Stella: Football? Those humans who wear hard, round hats and smash into each other? COOL! I LOVE FOOTBALL!
Miss Sweetie: Out of my way! Comin’ through!
Me: Okay, Sweetie, where are you going in such a big hurry that you can’t avoid hitting my legs and pushing past me?
Miss Sweetie: I’m taking my chicken for a walk. Comin’ through!
Me: Sorry, but your stuffed chicken doesn’t need to walk.
Miss Sweetie: Yes, she does. Watch out! Comin’ through!
Me: Sweetie, look at the bruises on my legs!
Miss Sweetie: Sorry, Lady Human.
Stella: Yeah, Lady Human, but that’s what you get for standing in the middle of a bulldog highway. Beep! Beep!
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