I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. It has been a peaceful day…Sweetie! What are you doing?
Me: Whoa there, Sweetie!
Miss Sweetie: What happened?
Me: You jumped up on the piano and then fell off backward. Are you all right?
Miss Sweetie: Yeah. Why would I do something like that?
Stella: You tell me.
Miss Sweetie: The cat was up there. She was making fun of me. She said I was too fat to jump up on the music machine. So I did. Just to show her.
Stella: Since when do you speak cat? I think you just wanted to chase her.
Me: The piano is not for jumping on.
Miss Sweetie: The cat sits up there all the time. One rule for bulldog, another rule for cats. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair.
Me: What happened when you jumped up on the piano?
Miss Sweetie: I’m not sure. The whole thing is a little fuzzy.
Me: Your paws couldn’t hold on and you fell off backward. Thank the LORD you weren’t hurt!
Miss Sweetie: Oh, yeah. That was great!
Stella: There’s exciting and then there’s just plain silly.
Miss Sweetie: Which one was what I did?
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