Crackly Paper in the Dark – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is that noise?

Me: Hmmm?

Stella: That crackly paper noise. Is there a rat eating something in here?

Me:  Mmmm. Nope.

Stella:  Sounds like a rat to me.

Me:  Nope.

Stella:  Lady Human! Are you eating in here?

Me:  Maybe. A little bit.

Stella:  Shame on you.

Me:  Shame on me nothing! Remember the crackers, Cracker Girl!

Stella:  That’s different. My crackers are necessary.

Me:  So is my snack.

Stella:  Next time pick something quieter.

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