I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is that noise?
Me: Hmmm?
Stella: That crackly paper noise. Is there a rat eating something in here?
Me: Mmmm. Nope.
Stella: Sounds like a rat to me.
Me: Nope.
Stella: Lady Human! Are you eating in here?
Me: Maybe. A little bit.
Stella: Shame on you.
Me: Shame on me nothing! Remember the crackers, Cracker Girl!
Stella: That’s different. My crackers are necessary.
Me: So is my snack.
Stella: Next time pick something quieter.
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