I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, take that thing off your face. You look ridiculous.
Me: You’ve seen me with a mask on before.
Stella: That doesn’t make you look any less ridiculous.
Miss Sweetie: Look at me! Look at me, Lady Human! I have a mask on! Do I look ridiculous, too? Please say I do!
Me: Oh, Sweetie, you do look funny!
Stella: Sweetie! Take that food bowl off your face!
Miss Sweetie: It’s a mask. Now I can go around with Lady Human.
Me: Aluminum bowls don’t really work as face masks, though you would attract a lot of attention. Especially every time it fell off.
Miss Sweetie: You can wear one, too, Lady Human. You can use my water bowl.
Me: Thanks. I’ll stick with the cloth one.
Miss Sweetie: Wee! Food bowl masks! The humans should try this.
Copyright 2020 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.
Bulldoggy 