Bulldog Masks – Conversations with Stella and Miss Sweetie


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, take that thing off your face. You look ridiculous.

Me:  You’ve seen me with a mask on before.

Stella:  That doesn’t make you look any less ridiculous.

Miss Sweetie:  Look at me! Look at me, Lady Human! I have a mask on! Do I look ridiculous, too? Please say I do!

Me:  Oh, Sweetie, you do look funny!

Stella:  Sweetie! Take that food bowl off your face!

Miss Sweetie:  It’s a mask. Now I can go around with Lady Human.

Me:  Aluminum bowls don’t really work as face masks, though you would attract a lot of attention. Especially every time it fell off.

Miss Sweetie:  You can wear one, too, Lady Human. You can use my water bowl.

Me:  Thanks. I’ll stick with the cloth one.

Miss Sweetie:  Wee! Food bowl masks! The humans should try this.











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