I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Someone has made a boom-boom in the house and, let me be clear, it was not me!
Wiggles: Maybe it was a poo-poo, not a boom-boom.
Doodlebug: Maybe it is only stinky air from someone in this room. Lady Human?
Me: That’s right. Point the accusing paw at me. I don’t see anything, but there is definitely something smelly in here.
Tiger: Sweetie! It has to be Sweetie! She’s the smelliest bulldog here and you know how she turns her water bowl into a toilet.
Miss Sweetie: Not fair! I try not to make stinkies in the house. My water bowl hides the stink. So there!
Me: No, the smell is not strong by Sweetie’s bed. It is stronger over here by you, Tiger. Tiger?
Tiger: Awww. I’m sorry, ma’am. It was the middle of the night and everyone was asleep, and I couldn’t wait…
Me: But where is it?
‘Tiger: I hid it. In my blankets.
Me: Oh. You wrapped it up. That’s pretty talented.
Tiger: Really? I tried to be thorough.
Me: Let me get this cleaned up. Oh, it was a boom-boom.
Tiger: Yeah, even two blankets could not hide it.
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