Who Made a Boom-Boom in the House? – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Someone has made a boom-boom in the house and, let me be clear, it was not me!

Wiggles:  Maybe it was a poo-poo, not a boom-boom.

Doodlebug:  Maybe it is only stinky air from someone in this room. Lady Human?

Me:  That’s right. Point the accusing paw at me. I don’t see anything, but there is definitely something smelly in here.

Tiger:  Sweetie! It has to be Sweetie! She’s the smelliest bulldog here and you know how she turns her water bowl into a toilet.

Miss Sweetie:  Not fair! I try not to make stinkies in the house. My water bowl hides the stink. So there!

Me:  No, the smell is not strong by Sweetie’s bed. It is stronger over here by you, Tiger. Tiger?

Tiger:  Awww.

Me:  Tiger?

Tiger:  Awww. I’m sorry, ma’am. It was the middle of the night and everyone was asleep, and I couldn’t wait…

Me:  But where is it?

‘Tiger:  I hid it. In my blankets.

Me:  Oh. You wrapped it up. That’s pretty talented.

Tiger:  Really? I tried to be thorough.

Me:  Let me get this cleaned up. Oh, it was a boom-boom.

Tiger:  Yeah, even two blankets could not hide it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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