I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. It’s too dark in here. Hummph!
Tiger: No, it’s too bright. Turn off some lights, Lady Human. I want to nap before I go to sleep.
Wiggles: Please turn off that fan. It is too cold. Look at me, all curled up like a bulldog ball.
Doodlebug: I’m hungry. When do we eat? Again?
Miss Sweetie: Huh? What’s going on? Oh, no! What is that? A trash bag? What is it doing in here? Let me at it!
Me: Attention! May I have your attention, please?
Stella: No.
Tiger: I don’t think so.
Wiggles: Absolutely not until you turn that fan off.
Doodlebug: You have my attention any time you have food in your hand.
Miss Sweetie: What is attention? Do I have any?
Me: No more moaning, barking, yapping. This gripe session of the bulldog realm is officially over.
Tiger: I don’t think so.
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