Monster Bag Day – Conversations with Stella and Tiger


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Tiger:  Everyone stay completely still …while I bark my head off!


Me:  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s the matter?

Tiger:  A monster is eating the doorknob, Lady Human! It must be stopped!

Me:  That’s not a monster. It is a tote bag I was given. I don’t bring monsters into the house.

Stella:  You brought Tiger.

Tiger:  How dare you! Who do you think you are?

Stella:  I am the Queen. I have queenly free speech rights.

Me:  Enough, you two. I’ll move the tote. It won’t cause any more consternation.

Stella:  Where did you get that monster bag?

Me:  At the Pen Show.

Stella:  I was right! When you left this morning, I knew you were up to no good.

Me:  I went to the annual Pen Show. How is that being up to no good?

Stella:  Did you bring us anything?

Me:  Well, no.

Stella:  Then it was no good for us!






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