Bulldog Bedtime! – Conversations with Stella


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. BEDTIME! BEDTIME! EVERYBODY TO BED NOW!

Me:   Yeah, everybody. Settle down.

Stella:   You, too, Lady Human. It’s your bedtime.

Me:   I’ll probably go to bed when this movie is over.

Stella:    No, bedtime is now.

Me:        No. Bedtime is when I say it is.

Stella:    Go ahead and say it is now, because it is now.

Me:        I will go to bed when I want to go to bed.

Stella:    But I sleep in your room and I want to go to bed.

Me:        Then go to bed.

Stella:    No, not until you go.

Me:        What’s the difference?

Stella:    For one thing, you have my nighttime snacks and I don’t want to go to bed without them. You may eat them all while I am not looking.

Me:        Well, they do look good…

Stella:    Lady Human! Typical! Just typical!






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