Lights! Camera! – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what’s going on?
Me:  It’s Christmas. We are celebrating.
Stella: Is that why the humans are acting up?
Me:  I don’t think we are ‘acting up’.
Stella:  Lights are on all over the house. And Tall Man is pointing his little black hand box everywhere and the little human is squealing for no reason.
Me:  Well, not for no reason. There are gifts. And the pictures are for us to look at in the future and remember.
Stella:  Excuse me for saying so, Lady Human, but humans don’t know the first thing about celebrating anything. Lights? Pictures? Gifts? Food, Lady Human! FOOD!
Me: Oh, yeah, and there’s food.
Stella:  Woo-hoo! Now you’re talkin’ bulldog!

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