Who Told You to Change Our Room? – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. But apparently that does not matter to Lady Human and Tall Man. They just do what they want.

Me:  This will work out better. It is a better layout than we have been using.

Tiger:  Where is my crate? Where is my big comfy towel?

Me:  Right there. You are standing in it.

Tiger:  Oh. Okay. It looks different.

Me:  Yes, we moved it over three whole feet.

Miss Sweetie:  I have four feet. Where is my bed?

Me:  Over here. About four feet from where it was.

Wiggles:  This is awful. Or is it awesome?  I am confused.

Me:  Your bed is between Stella’s and Sweetie’s. And your big box bed is still where it always has been.

Doodlebug:  I AM FREAKED OUT!

Me:  I can tell. It may take a few days to get accustomed to it, but…

Stella:  Days? How about years? This is weird and terrible at the same time.

Me:  It will be easier to clean this way.

Stella:  CLEAN?  NOOOOOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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