When the Bulldog Kicks In – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Go ahead, Wiggles. Do what Lady Human says.

Wiggles:  Nope.

Me:  Go inside.

Wiggles:  Nope.

Me:  Go inside now.

Stella:  Do it, Wiggles.

Wiggles:  Nope.

Stella:  Why not?

Wiggles:  No reason.

Me:  Yeah, there is a reason.

Wiggles:  Yep, there is.

Me:  Go ahead and admit it.

Wiggles:  Bulldog.

Me:  That’s what I thought. Go on inside. Bulldog or not, you are not going to win this.

Wiggles:  Can’t do it.

Stella:  Why not?

Wiggles:  Bulldog.

Stella:  I am a bulldog, too, but I am not stupid. When Lady Human says to go inside, there is a reason, so I go inside.

Wiggles:  Wish I could, but I can’t.

Stella:  Why not?

Wiggles:  Bulldog.

Stella:  Aaagggghhh! Lady Human, I am beginning to feel your pain.

Me:  Told you so. I guarantee that I shall win this battle of wills. You may as well give up now, Wiggles. Go inside. Help me out.

Wiggles:  I really would like to, ma’am.

Me:  So, do it.

Wiggles:  I can’t.

Me:  Why can’t you?

Wiggles:  There’s only one answer to that question.

Me:  Which is?

Wiggles:  Bulldog.

 

 

 

 

 

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