I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Go ahead, Wiggles. Do what Lady Human says.
Wiggles: Nope.
Me: Go inside.
Wiggles: Nope.
Me: Go inside now.
Stella: Do it, Wiggles.
Wiggles: Nope.
Stella: Why not?
Wiggles: No reason.
Me: Yeah, there is a reason.
Wiggles: Yep, there is.
Me: Go ahead and admit it.
Wiggles: Bulldog.
Me: That’s what I thought. Go on inside. Bulldog or not, you are not going to win this.
Wiggles: Can’t do it.
Stella: Why not?
Wiggles: Bulldog.
Stella: I am a bulldog, too, but I am not stupid. When Lady Human says to go inside, there is a reason, so I go inside.
Wiggles: Wish I could, but I can’t.
Stella: Why not?
Wiggles: Bulldog.
Stella: Aaagggghhh! Lady Human, I am beginning to feel your pain.
Me: Told you so. I guarantee that I shall win this battle of wills. You may as well give up now, Wiggles. Go inside. Help me out.
Wiggles: I really would like to, ma’am.
Me: So, do it.
Wiggles: I can’t.
Me: Why can’t you?
Wiggles: There’s only one answer to that question.
Me: Which is?
Wiggles: Bulldog.
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It’s a valid reason
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Yeah, if you’re a bulldog.
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